What To Do…

If the monster under your bed is too loud,
With a groan, or a moan, or a mutter…

If the monster under your bed keeps you up,
With a pitter, or patter, or putter…

If the monster under your bed will not shush,
And the noise makes you shiver and shudder…

Make that monster be quiet,
On a singular diet,
Of super-sticky peanut butter.

1 Comment

  • November 27, 2012 at 1:25 pm // Reply

    Good advice 🙂 I love reading The Monster Weekly aloud to my family 🙂

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