Peter Pincher

Peter the Pincher was a puppy pincher.
Nothing could please Peter more
Than pinching those pitiful playful puppies
Pouncing across the floor.

Peter’s mother and father would scold little Peter
Until their voices were sore,
Saying “Peter, I warn you, don’t pinch those poor puppies
Pouncing across the floor!”

But Peter’s reply was always the same:
“That’s what fingers are for!
For pinching those pitiful playful puppies
Pouncing across the floor!”

So Peter continued this brutal behavior
Hiding behind open doors,
Awaiting those cute, unsuspecting puppies
Pouncing across the floor.

Until one day a puppy with razor sharp teeth
Decided to even the score–
And that is why Peter the Pincher will pinch
Those pitiful puppies no more.

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