Hey You!

Hey!

Hey, you!

Yes, YOU!

Come over here.

Riiiiiiiight…NOW!

 

What?!?

Why not? Why won’t you…?

Don’t let my wiry hair and wrinkly brow keep you at such a distance!

Don’t let my grimy claws scare you away!

My eyes are just like this when I’m excited to meet someone new!

Like YOU!

YEAH, YOU!

I’ve been waiting to eat… I mean MEET someone like you my entire life!

You seem so neat.

I think we could be great friends.

Really great.

Just REALLY GREAT together.

You in me.

I mean you AND me!  AND me!!

WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?

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