Come over here.
Why not? Why won’t you…?
Don’t let my wiry hair and wrinkly brow keep you at such a distance!
Don’t let my grimy claws scare you away!
My eyes are just like this when I’m excited to meet someone new!
I’ve been waiting to eat… I mean MEET someone like you my entire life!
You seem so neat.
I think we could be great friends.
Just REALLY GREAT together.
You in me.
I mean you AND me! AND me!!
WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?