The Monster Weekly

1.  Eat healthier (children.)
2.  Grow larger eyebrows.
3.  Write one haiku a day:

Meatloaf on the walls

And ketchup on the ceiling–

My plan for Thursday.

4.  Take a class in advanced spooking methods.
5.  Be more appreciative of neglectful parents.
6.  Finish the quilt already!
7.  Videotape really good scarings and post them on youtube.
8.  Floss more often (with rotten spaghetti.)
9.  Remember to take the batteries out of the night-lights in the bathrooms.
10. Audition for a musical!
11.  BELIEVE in your scariness!

2 comments

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  Maria

  January 2, 2013 at 11:03 pm // Reply

  12. Leave drool on more pillows

  Happy New Year!

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  Erica

  February 10, 2013 at 3:59 am // Reply

  🙂